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Danica Patrick is famous. We know this to be true. Indeed, Danica Patrick is you-have-permission-to-wear-sunglasses-and-smoke-cigarettes-inside famous. What we donât know is: Why? In Fame: Danica Patrick, an ambitious, steaming piece of graphic literature geared toward the âtween set, authors C.W. Cooke and P.R. McCormack set out to answer that very question.
According to Cooke and McCormack, Patrickâs rise to fame went something like this: STEP ONE: Emerged from the womb on March 25, 1982. STEP TWO: Became a cheerleader. STEP THREE: Got her GED. STEP FOUR: Rode a no-win streak right to the IRL. STEP FIVE: Led Indy for 19 laps. STEP SIX: Became a role model to young women everywhere.
And, as we know, if â youâre an enterprising young woman who wants to be a hot commodity on the American fame market, you can either take off your clothes or succeed in a manâs game. According to Cooke and McCormack, where Patrick seems to have really taken her fame game to stratospheric levels is having the audacity to do both. Swimsuit Issue pictorials? Check. Too-hot-for-TV Super Bowl commercials? Check. Beating a bunch of â boys in a race-car race in Japan? Konnichi check. You donât have to know what âIRLâ is an abbreviation for to know thatâs a big deal. We know weâd heard of â V-J Day before. Weâre just happy â to finally know what it stands for. And parents think comic books are a waste of time! News flash, parents: Itâs time to stop thinking and start knowing! Read it and weep!
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